Erica / 21 / hello there.
“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book!” —

I officially own two chickens named Lester and Shercock.

  1. Me: How do you know when you're in love?
  2. My Friends: When all the love songs make sense.
  3. My Friends: How do you know when you're a shipper in a fandom?
  4. Me: When all the love songs make sense.
  1. god creating british men: let's just add a pinch of attracti- WHOA *spills the whole bag*
  2. god:
  3. god: well


colour palettes : game of thrones season 4; episode 1 “Two Swords” 

"The war is over, the king is safe."
"The king is never safe."

Faction Mottos

  1. Dauntless: yolo
  2. Amity: ily
  3. Candor: tbh
  4. Erudite: fyi
  5. Abnegation: wbu



I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  1. Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  2. Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  3. Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  4. Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  5. Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  6. Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  7. Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  8. Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  9. Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  10. Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  11. Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  12. Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  13. Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  14. Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  15. Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  16. Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  17. Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  18. Dad: Fuck the government.
  19. Dad: Fuck the school board.
  20. Dad: Close the door.
  21. Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  22. Dad: I love puns.
  23. Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  24. Dad: Please shut up.
  25. Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  26. Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  27. Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  28. Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  29. Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  30. Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  31. Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  32. Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  33. Dad: I hate homework.
  34. Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  35. Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.


at the wedding, i thought they would sit janine and sherlock on either side of mary and john, making the wedded couple the center of attention, making them important

but instead it was mary, john, sherlock, and janine, making sherlock and john in the center


I do not have an airline. I have one jet. You cannot put one jet in a line.


I do not have an airline. 
I have one jet.
You cannot put one jet in a line.

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