Erica / 21 / hello there.
“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book!” —

you look sad when you think he can’t see you

you look sad when you think he can’t see you

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

deadspy:

john cried during sherlock’s best man speech and i bet he didn’t shed a single tear while exchanging vows with mary but i guess we’ll never know since only one of those things was important enough to include in the show

Actual Scene from The Empty Hearse, Transcribed

  1. Sherlock: JOHN. OMG. OMG JOHN YOU'RE HERE OMG OMG LET ME GET MY PARENTS OUT OF HERE SO WE CAN TALK AND MAYBE MAKE OUT OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW I'M OPEN
  2. John: Clients?
  3. Sherlock: Just my parents.
  4. John: Your parents! But they're so...not extraordinarily brilliant and beautiful and fabulous like you are! They aren't even made of pixie dust and starlight like you, how is that even possible?
  5. Sherlock: it's a mystery.
  6. John: Did they know too? Was it only me who had to live in the crushing alternate universe where you committed suicide IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND BROKE MY HEAR AND SHATTERED ME SO COMPLETELY THAT I MAY NEVER ENTIRELY HEAL?
  7. Sherlock: Uh......yes. Sorry about that.
  8. John: MY PAIN IS THE SIZE OF YOUR EGO MAYBE BIGGER AND YOU KNOW THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
  9. Sherlock: I really am sorry. I wish there were more words for sorry so I could at least stop repeating myself. It's got to be as boring for you as it is for me.
  10. John: [big tragic sigh]
  11. Sherlock: I see you shaved the moustache off.
  12. John: It wasn't working for me. Which, in case you're not following along, is the phrase we use when what we really mean is, YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND YOUR OPINION MATTERS TO ME BECAUSE OF COMPLETELY LEGIT REASONS I WON'T GO INTO RIGHT NOW
  13. Sherlock: I'm glad.
  14. John: You didn't like it? I mean, you already told you didn't, but I want to set you up for this next glorious statement.
  15. Sherlock: You're so much hotter without it. I prefer my doctors clean shaven.
  16. John: That's not a sentence you hear every day.
  17. Sherlock: Wait: which of those sentences reveals my crush on you the most? I'll take that one back for the sake of preserving the mystery.
  18. John: It's genuinely hard to say.
  19. Sherlock: How are you feeling since I braved the flames and pulled you to safety yesterday with my heart on my sleeve for all to see?
  20. John: Smoked.
  21. Sherlock: You mean HOT. LET'S MAKE OUT NOW OKAY I SAID I WAS SORRY AND YOU REALLY ARE VERY HOT OMG PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU OUT OF THOSE PANTS TODAY
matt-kaz:

Space + Eleventh era (asked by anon)

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Space + Eleventh era (asked by anon)

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